The Blind Date.... Dun.. Dun... Dun...

I thought I would help all you married people out and let you in on a little secret... shhhhh. It's a very important secret as it will help in all future relationships with your single friends. Here it is......... Are you ready for it????? Okay so just because two people are single does NOT mean that they are compatible in any way, shape, or form. In fact if that is the only thing that you can think of that is a common denominator (I paid attention in math, well most of the time) between two people then my suggestion is DON'T SET THEM UP period...... I know you think that you are going to make the world a better place and make your single friends happy and everyone wants to be like the Matchmaker on Fiddler on the Roof but here is the deal you are not that cool. Sorry it had to be said.

I have been on PLENTY of blind dates and let me tell you I have stories that will leave you laughing so hard you are crying, but its not the time or place, and on all those dates I felt like my friends thought I was a huge weirdo because that is what they set me up with. I know you all are trying to help but to be honest it makes me have a bleaker outlook on life and I think I don't have chance of ever getting married. I mean if that is all that is out there are the 30 year olds still living in their parents basements and all they do all day is play video games when they are not working at the McDonalds or guys who wear shorts and socks that go up to there knees and vans slip ons and a shirts they painted in earlier that day or the weird guys that only talk about their Semi trucks and when your not talking about Trucks he doesn't talk and then he pulls out the horn not joking actually makes the horn noise while doing the motion of pulling the horn with his arm or they eat corn like a typwriter, you know like you did when you were a kid, and makes a huge mess and laughs really hard. It makes me want to give up on getting married and makes me even more content on being single.

So in my opinion it has the opposite effect so please for the love of everything that is holy stop trying to make the world a better place and quite thinking that they need to be in a relationship to be happy, another secret they are already happy, and let your poor single friends be single and find that person on their own. Unless, you have thought long and hard and can think of more than four (4) things in common between two people and one or the other is not a GOOBER than yes that might be okay, I said might. But if you can't and the only thing that they have in common is they are single don't do it. It never turns out okay and there will be awkwardness between you and your friend. Phew now I feel better about life :~)

Oh and P.S. I have had one good blind date. Nothing came of it which is perfectly fine but it was fun and I didn't feel awkward and the person was not a Goober. So props to Barbie who doesn't need my advice. She should get a gold star :~) Love ya

P.S.S. my friend Becca, by the way you get a gold star as well, came up with a great idea if you have a few single friends and would like to set up a party or a man schmorgesbord as she called it then yes that would be fine because we as single people still have a choice and if there are goobers there it doesn't matter cuz you are not on a date and everyone else is suffering.. It's true misery does love company.... Wait is that why you are setting me up on blind dates so I can be miserable like all you married people??? HMMMM

Blogging takes alot of work!

Blah!!!! I don't know how you people do it. Blogging about everything, man this is harder than I thought. I have more important things to do like check my email and getting to the next level of that game right :~) Lol just kidding but it takes a lot of work to blog I don't know how you guys write down your whole lives. Anyways, I really don't have much to write except that Crisco is going to pay 50 ducks for something and she has her serious eyes on. I don't know either so don't ask me.

Okay so there is a little bit of news. I am going to be an aunt again. YEAH!!!! I am a little excited. Also my mom is really slow and I mean that in the best possible way. She took forever figuring out that Jeanne was prego. They played a game. I don't really want to go into it, takes to much time. BUT Mom it's okay now we know where Crisco gets it. Just embrace it life will be alright. Also my mom says that I need to have a baby next. It's not possible I am single and the only way to get a baby is to break the commandments and I don't think that is right. I mean whose mom tells you its okay as long as she gets a grandkid, Parents. Speaking of being an aunt I don't have any pics of my cute niece on here. I will post a few at the bottom. She is the cutest niece ever and no I am not bias it's true.

Moving on I also got a second job, can't handle all the time after work. You go to school for so long you don't know what to do with yourself when your not in school. So yep I got a second job. I am selling Mary Kay so if you need anything you know who to call and no its not the Ghost Busters so don't ask but you can call me. I am as cool as or cooler than Ghost Busters :~) For Reals

Also another big change is Crisco has decided to grow up and move out. I will let her tell you where and why and her big plans for the summer. She thinks I need to get married before she leaves lol that is funny. Right like that is going to happen and besides I can take care of myself. She acts like I am a child for heavens sakes but yes I will need lots of friends to come and visit me because I will be ALL BY MYSELF. I'll just have to find something else to do with my time. What do you think of learning how to knit?? I think I will need it when I am the old single cat lady down the street. What do you think????

Okay so this is the Cutest Niece ever:

Can you just feel the Joy

She brightens the world (when she is happy)

This is one of my favs of Crisco and Her

This is what she is like normally :~) All Attitude

Fun times with me

And the Three Amigos

Now aren't you jealous you don't have aunts like us. I would be if I were you yep.
Oh and by the way none of these photos were taken by professionals, They were taken by US and Josh :~)