BURGER KING FIASCO!!!

You all are going to be jealous of the experience I had.  Let me give you a little background first-  In the month of December we had an issue with cars breaking down-(I'm still in that situation) anyway Jordon had to let me borrow his new, nice, red, loud, sizziling camero.  It is way fun to drive.  Also in the month of December Char had the cravings of a Dinosaur and wanted meat.  I couldn't find her raw meat at 10 p.m at night so I said her choices were Burger King or Burger King.  She choose Burger King.  It is right by our house so I agreed to taking her there since she refuses to drive manual.  I think she is afraid of the stick!!!    Anyway so the drive through it was.  We make it to the ordering box and I decided to be nice and shut off the car.  I did want them to get my order right.  I order Char's pound of meat and head to the window to pay.  I get to the window and decide I just have to pay and get my food so I shouldn't have to turn off the car.  Behind the window was a guy who was a little shorter then average and had muscles.  I had no attraction whatsoever- totally serious not cute.  He takes the credit card- swipes it and gives it back with a receipt which I give to Char.  A minute later he comes back with his hands folded and his chest sticking out and asks "What kind of sauce do you want with your nuggets?"  I didn't hear him because of the loud car and so I said "What?"  He came back with a louder, Deeper voice, "What kind of sauce do you want?"  I replied "I don't want any sauce thank you!"  While he was in there getting the rest of our order Char pipes up and says she paid for an Oreo shake.  I said I didn't order one but I'm going to get it.  He came back to the window with the order and handed it to me, which then I handed off to Char, which by then he had closed the window.  I wanted my shake he charged us for so I sat there and waited.  He sees I'm not moving so he comes back and looks at me.  I said I wanted my Oreo shake and he said let me see the receipt, I gave it to him and he looked at it and started shaking his head back and forth closed the window and got busy making my shake.  Our last window encounter came and he handed me the shake and said- "You know your a naughty girl???"  I said, "Yes I am!!"  took the shake and drove off.  I was trying to decide if it was cuz of the car or because I wanted my shake??? Don't know and I don't think I want to find out!!  I said you would be Jealous!! I know you are because you have never been called a naughty girl at the Burger King drive through!!!!

FUNNY WORD--- NAUGHTY!!!  

Diseased....

I love the holidays mostly because I get to spend time with my fam.... but I also hate the holidays more so because I feel like I am half a person because everyone wants to know who I am dating and when I'm gonna bring a boy home (if I had it my way it would be never they are a pain) like I am not a complete person without a boyfriend/fiance/husband. Let me tell you it sure doesn't help single people to keep reminding them they are single, THEY ALREADY KNOW and don't need a reminder like ever. They can be complete people on their own. I feel like I have a disease and everyone wants to fix it, maybe they are afraid they are going to catch it. Listen Single people do not have a disease and no you can not contract it so quite acting like it is a disease to be single, for reals. Also don't say "Oh but you are so cute I don't know why no one has snatched you up yet" That for sure doesn't help it makes things worse. I know you are trying to be nice and I know you probably believe that but please keep it to yourself and maybe ask how my job is, what I am up to, and if I have any new hobbies (Like knitting lol). That would make your single friends feel like you care about them at least a little right?

Anyways, I will quite rambling about that and move on to why it is great to be single. You don't have to deal with stupid boys ever. They are so frustrating and they don't know what they want and they string you along and you are an idiot for following because you believe that all the good men haven't been taken and you actually have a chance of finding him. WRONG they are all gone it's like parking spots all the good ones are gone and the rest are Handicapped. That is a perfect analogy!!!! Let me tell you I was dating someone (not really serious) for a while and he strung me along and I was stupid. But he continued to call and then he cancels a date for the billionth time to go snowboarding with a friends dad instead of coming to my EMPTY house where I was cooking dinner for him, after dating for about a year and a half. Yeah that should have been my first clue we weren't serious after a year and a half, HELLO ME. Hmmmmmmm what man does that??? I will let you come up with some ideas. Anyways, I say, "well when are we going to reschedule because I am frustrated" and he says well maybe we shouldn't I don't see this as a long term thing. Listen very carefully THEN QUITE CALLING YOU FREAKING JERK!!!!

Okay now I feel better about life and actually I am way way way way way way (you get the point) Happy about it and I think I am done dating for awhile because I can't find the good ones all I get are the inconsiderate jerks, or the handicapped. Its like searching for a needle in a haystack, pure luck! So I am done ranting for awhile sorry if this gets repetative but being single is harder than it looks but I would much rather be single than deal with crap from boys it is sooooooooooooooooooooo not worth it :~) Now if the world would be okay with me being single???

Oh and also I have decided writing helps me deal with all of my feelings of life so I wrote a poem about the above situation and I figure I will share it with my friends maybe it will help you in some way too :~)

Why do people lie
Why do people pretend
Prancing around wearing a mask
Joking, laughing, and playing merrily
Thinking this is all a game
Fooling everyone they see
But remove the masks one by one
Standing in front of you is a
Person that doesn't know themselves
Trying desperately to find something
Hoping you don't see them for what they are
Hiding, cowering in the dark
Afraid of the Light
Stop your Foolish Games and
Be true to what you are
The only one your fooling is yourself
In the end people will see the truth
You will have fooled no one
Then it will be too late to caste of your mask
And let the real you shine
You will be left standing all alone
With a mask dangling from your hands
Wishing, Hoping with all your heart that
You dropped the Facade and embraced the real you!
Charlotte <3