CRISCO'S WORD O' THE DAY

Okay so I have been contemplating which word to use. I have tons and tons and tons well you get the picture. I know she said one this week but of course I can not remember it (I have short term memory Crisco knows). Anyways, so I have picked one. So to start out the Crisco's Word O' The Day is


Satisfication (aka Satisfaction)- So Crisco and I were driving our pimped out 1970's toyota van, you know the kind where your sitting on the engine, yeah we were cool. Oh High School Days. Anyways, were driving and she was telling me the her friend Chrissie and Purple(aka Violetta, we can't say her name right so we call her purple and she is awesome :~) went tanning. Now I was a little curious as to why because they both have beautiful skin (unlike me), Chrissie is Native American and Purple is Hispanic, so I didn't think they needed to tan. I voiced my opinion and Crisco goes, "Well I guess it's for there own Satisfication." I told her that was not the word and she claimed it was and if it wasn't the right word to let her know what it actually was. Well because she said Satisfication it took me until we got home and we argued about it the whole way. So then I get home and say Crisco it is not Satisfication it is Satisfaction. Then she goes, "Oh yeah" and giggles. It's pretty funny so now you know what that word means if she ever uses it. Or if you feel the need you could use the word as well, who knows you might trick someone :)

HOT DOG STORY

This is a story of how we found out that Hot Dog was a funny word

Hot Dog Story
So we were in the car again this time with Randy and Jordan and we were discussing a big word like say obtuse, reciprocity, superfluous, malarkey etc. You know the words people use to make them sound smart. There was one word, I can't remember what word exactly, but I said that it sounded funny and that I liked it. Then during our conversation Crisco pipes up and says and I quote, "You know what's a funny word HOT DOG". Randy, Jordan, and I just stared at her. It wasn't even on the same level. Then we started laughing really hard and Crisco says, "What it is a funny word Hot Dawg, Hoot Daaawwgg." Then she proceeds to say the word over and over again in different tones and voices all the while giggling to herself (sometimes she thinks she is really funny). We were laughing so hard. To this day she claims it is a funny word and doesn't see why we laughed at her, Oh I mean about it we don't laugh at people that is rude (ha ha). Even funnier than that is we were explaining it to our mom and she goes, "I don't get why that is so funny Hot Dog is a weird word". Which threw us into another fit of laughter. So there you go now you know that Hot Dog is a weird word.

Oh and by the way I didn't write anything on Monday but it is FALL yeah I love the FALL it is the best time of the year :~)

Singleness and All Its Glory

I know it is horrible, horrible to be single and even worse that I am alright with it. I mean what is the world coming to but I just wanted to share with you my thoughts as to why it is all right especially because I listen to my married friends and think man I have it easy lol. There are many so be ready.

1. I don't have to tell anyone where I am going (cept Crisco and I usually ignore her ha ha)

2. I don't have to worry about grocery shopping for anyone but me, I can buy what I like :~)

3. I don't have to share my covers and no one steals my blanket

4. I worry about my own finances and no one elses and I can spend my money on frivolous things (Like Shoes and no you can never have enough) with no worry.

5. I don't have to worry about someone elses bills, just mine and the only person I can blame is me if something goes wrong.

6. I don't have to worry about someone stealing my tv all the time to watch Football or other various sports, stupid movies, or have to endure the meaningless hours spent on say the Xbox or Playstation, take your pick. I can watch Lifetime movie network all day long if I want(Yes I do that) because I control the remote.

7. The toliet seat lid is always down, I never have to worry about falling in.

8. I don't have to worry about comments like "That's what she said..." unless my brothers are around.

9. Men are just gross, I don't have to worry about hair shavings in my sink (by the way men clean it up yucky) or dirty socks on my living room floor, or dirt and grime being tracked in from who knows where. Unless my brothers are around man they are a pain

10. I don't have to hide certain things like Tampons or underwear or bras. I don't really care about my brothers seeing them they can deal with it I have to deal with there uckiness.

11. I don't have to worry about where I am spending the holidays I always spend them with my family.

12. Another thing I never have to deal with in-laws good or bad ever.

13. I don't have to worry about whether it's all right to have onions on my burger because there is no one to complain

14. I can hang out as much as I want with my girlfriends and not worry about someone being hurt because I don't spend that time with him.

15. I can travel if I want to someplace I want to go and see the things I want (man I sound selfish)

16. I can decorate how I want I don't have to worry about antlers or dead animal objects or the color blue in everything. I can have bright red couches and flowers and cutsey things all over my house and no one can complain.

17. I can stay up late and read a book that I just can't put down and not bother a soul.

18. You don't have to shave your legs if you don't want need I say more

19. I can listen to the music I want to.

20. I don't have to share closet space :~)

21. I can pick my friends and don't have to hang out with people I think are weird just to be nice

22. I can leave my house on time with no one yelling at me to hurry up and I don't have to wait for someone to get ready or be done with a show

23. I know who I am and have time to work on myself

24. I can be a workaholic and pick my hobbies. I don't have to share hobbies with someone else

25. I get a break now I am older than twenty-five for being a single girl on my Car Insurance

26. I can say what I want and not worry about whether it was appropriate or whether I hurt his feelings

27. I can pick whether I want to be hot or cold and never have to worry about a boy telling me its too hot or cold

28. I never have to worry about fighting, I just listen to my married friends and my two brothers talk about there fights and it makes me happy I don't have to fight with anyone

29. I can flirt as much as I want (although I find it pretty annoying) and I can wear what I want without someone telling me its ugly(cept Crisco and again I just ignore her. Oh by the Way sister a guy at Church told me my Teal Peep toe shoes were Awesome just so you know not just cool Awesome so there. )

30. And last but not least Unbroken: Unbroken, a word found in the dictionary under the word single . Single means, unbroken. Unbroken means, not broken. And we all know how the saying goes, "If it's not broken, don't try to fix it." ( I found this off a website and had to share it)

So there you go there are many many many more but these should do for now. So to all my married friends good luck on being married and don't be too jealous because you picked him and now your stuck with him and that is so not my fault. I am just wiser for not falling into the Happily Ever After Trap :~) To all my single friends party on and you should print this and post this on your wall so you don't fall into that trap boys are tricky.....

Here's Me!!

Yes, I guess it is my turn to finally write and explain a little bit about me(aka-Crystale). I am 23 and still single- I think I am worse off than Char because I haven't dated for a long time, at least she has had 1 in the last year or more I don't remember. I work at Utah School for the Deaf and Blind as a Job Coach and I love it. It is in Skyline High School. Since I still don't have a badge yet I still get caught in the halls and get in trouble. I'm really serious! I also have been whistled at a couple of times by high schoolers. Or maybe it was the girl right by me. I like to think it was me. One of the classes I get to attend and love is Home Building(where the students are building a home from scratch) I get to see more boys and men swear, scratch both places, burp, fart and talk about girls. Plus whatever else they can think off. I guess they don't see me standing there. I am camoflauge!!! I also work another job where I go into a home and take care of a client. I really enjoy both. I am still attending Salt Lake Community College, and have 4 more classes to finish before I get my Associates Degree. FINALLY! But deciding where I want to go after that is way to much for me to think about right now!! Well , I really do wish one day that everyone can eat rainbows and poop butterflies!! Don't You????
Funny Word- HOT DAWG(DOG) HEHEHEHE!!!

The MUMMY Dinosaur.... Yes I said MUMMY

Okay so I love love love the Fall and Halloween so this is like my post to pay tribute to my Fav time of year. I also love the weird and abnormal (see I'm different) and in another life I would have devoted my life to Cryptozoology, which just so you know is the study of the weird and wild, Love it. I like to learn about the Loch Ness Monster, the Yeti, or Strange disappearences, Apparitions. Yeah I know you think its morbid but I say I just don't have a false sense of reality. Don't get me wrong I love fairytales but they are a load of crap they don't exist and to quote like one of my fave books/movies "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." See life is pain not some happy land where things work out and everyone is Happily Ever After- Doesn't exist..... Anyways, back on the subject Josh is a big fan of the cryptozoology too this has made us good friends. So he tells me when you know something shows up in the news and vice versa but I am a little mad at him for not telling me about the MUMMIFIED DINOSAUR that is a BIG deal and he didn't tell me about it till the other day RUDE. Even more why wasn't it in the news and why didn't I hear about it..... Frustrating but moving on is that not really niffty that there is a Mummified Dinosaur his name is Dakota because he was discovered in 1999 by a 16 year old fossil hunter, let me just say that is one pro fossil hunter, in North Dakota and Dakota is a Hardrosaur. So they did a CT Scan and this is what they found:

• The Hadrosaur's backside appears to be approximately 25 percent larger than previously thought; a surprising conclusion that could change our image of the dinosaur for the last 150 years. (So we as Humans don't know everything true fact)



• The Hadrosaur's backside is some 25 percent bigger than originally thought, enabling it to reach speeds of 28 mph - 10 mph faster than T. rex. ( T.Rex is slow that is what that says)
  

• The skin envelope also shows evidence that the Hadrosaur may have been striped and not block coloured, producing an almost striped camouflage pattern on some parts of the dinosaur. (That is a defense mechanism in the world of animals, to hide)

You can read more about this, I suggest you do it's of great importance, at http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/12/071203103349.htm

And Here is a Picture of Dakota

This image comes from the website above just so you know

I told you this was pretty niffty I would write more and more about it but then my blog would be super duper long and no one would read it except my mom, who said to me "is the Dinosaur Mummy big", well duh mom of course it is. She makes me laugh is the Dinosaur big come on mom. Well okay for her sake there are small ones but when you think Dinosaur you think big.

Anyways, My Bro Josh, the artist and he is amazing, has drawn a picture to commemorate the Mummy Dinosaur but sadly he is slow and has not given it to me so I will have to post it another time. (Update he gave it to me so it is posted on the bottom and that is what I imagine see he is dancing). So now instead of having nightmares about real mummies you can have even scarier nightmares about Mummy Dinosaurs. Although eveytime I try to imagine it I kind of giggle because my Mummy Dinosaur is not all that mean and he likes to eat all his vegtables, they do eat I promise, oh and he likes to "dance and sing". Y ou might not get that but Josh will.

"That's What She Said......."

I thought I would write about one of the things that comes from being around boys a lot of the time and that is they have these stupid catch phrases that they say ALL the time and I mean like all the time. They have tons but about a couple of months ago two of my brothers Randy and Jordon decided that it would be hilarious to end everything that could possibly be construed as a sexual comment with "That's what she said...." It drives me crazy and it’s worse now that I say it. It's to the point when I am at work or with friends or worst of all at Church when I am talking to people I hear this little voice in my head saying "That's what she said...." and I have to stop from laughing or worse blurting it out in public.... grrrrrr. It's like I have this comedic group sitting patiently in the back of my head waiting for the opportune time to blurt it out and disrupt my peaceful (right) thoughts.

This little quote has taken not only taken over my brain but my whole family, it is our saying I guess. I'm not sure any of them but Jordon and Randy would claim that they say it but they do. All my brothers have picked it up my older brother Josh, who is our most proper brother, says it. He actually only says it when its a good one. Like the other day Randy said, "I just hit my head on your thing", and Josh blurts out "That's what she said...." and of course we all laughed including me, hey it was funny and its even better when you get the ones that started it. I had a good one too, Jordon and I went to Taco Bell and he enjoys the Fire sauce that you put on your Tacos so I pulled one out of the sack and asked Jordon if he would like one and he said "Don't take it out, keep it in the package", and I blurted out "That's what she said....". This was even more rewarding as it made Jordon mad that I said it and that I laughed. He was annoyed and that made me Happy, that is horrible I know and I am going to the place where the sun doesn't shine its okay I have embraced it :~)

Crystale says it, my little thirteen year old brother Cade says it and then giggles (like he actually knows what it means), and worst of all I mean its pretty bad when your parents pick it up. My mom and my dad laugh at it when it's said and then when they think it's funny they will blurt it out. I mean honestly who's family says "That's what she said...." after EVERYTHING. The bad part is we all laugh. It has become our little game to see who has the best one. You even regret normal everyday phrases that you say because they could become a part of the "That's what she said...." wave that has taken over our existence. This is not just a once or twice a week deal. Every time we are with each other it is like every FIVE minutes someone says it.

I guess that is the price you pay when you have Five Brothers you have these stupid little quotes blurted out at all your family events. I guess it wouldn't be so bad except it echoes through my head like a Billion times a day like I have my own peanut gallery in my head. Oh some days so I guess if you and I ever talk now you know a little bit about what is going on in my head and if I just randomly start to smile or laugh hysterically you will now understand why. It may not be that quote either because my brothers are chalked full of one-liners.



Well now you know why men are so stupid sometimes (i mean all the time but I was trying to be nice), they fill their brains with mindless one-liners to impress but then all they have left is a eensy weensy teeny bit of space left for information someone could actually use. Just so you know I just told you the reason men are so difficult~ I solved the mystery. I know i'm brilliant~ you can thank me later :~)

Newness

So here is the dealio, everyone has a blog and I am just so abnormal I didn't have one and sometimes due to lots of peer pressure and such I conform to the masses.... So this is mine and my sister Crisco's (aka Crystale) new blog. It won't be about anything important just weird random things because that is who we are weird and random........ I(Charlotte) am a paralegal and work for a criminal defense attorney and almost all of my friends are paralegals too so you might hear a story or two about the world of law, Oh you might think it is boring but it is not..... Also Crisco is a Job Coach for the Deaf at a High School also full of fun and fascinating things to tell about but I will leave that to her.....

But there may be constant themes in our posts for one Crisco has her own vocabulary so for those of you who may come in contact with her we will sometimes have Crisco's Word O' The Day and I will interpret it's meaning because sometimes she just doesn't make sense but we like it that way :~)........ And Quotes or thoughts, Funny Stories of our Crazy Mad Lives because having Five Brothers is exhausting and I am so surprised we(meaning Crisco and I) have not gone crazy. Also we are single which is Fabulous by the way, men make everything harder (read previous line we know). You may hear a little bit about living in Utah and being LDS and how weird, abnormal, crazy etc. it is to be single and actually enjoy it, Odd for sure but whatev I like it.......

So I will start our blog with a Quote that I heard last night and I feel everyone should know it. My dad told us a story, true story he was there, about a kid in a class that actually said this so drum roll please............

"Orgasms in your water make your water taste funny."

That is always good to know so make sure your water is orgasm free :~)